The gift that tells their story properly*

Their life.
Their stories.
Completely unauthorised.

A beautifully illustrated personalised hardback, made from the stories, photos, habits, disasters, triumphs and ridiculous little details that make someone unmistakably them.

*Well… mostly properly.
The Completely Unauthorised Biography of Lulu visual prototype
A real book.
About a real person.
Mostly.
Choose your book

Same brilliant idea. Two very different flavours.

Pick the starting style that feels most like them. Every finished biography is personalised around the actual person, their photographs and their stories.

For her

The Lulu style

Glamorous, funny, warm and gloriously chaotic. Fashion-editorial illustration with pink accents, handwritten notes and plenty of personality.

  • Personalised illustrated cover
  • Recurring caricature based on her photo
  • Stories, quirks, family, pets & adventures
  • Premium full-colour hardback
Create her book
For him

The Maxwell style

Warm, witty and properly grown-up without taking itself too seriously. Think golf, dogs, travel, projects, pubs, passions and excellent questionable decisions.

  • Personalised illustrated cover
  • Recurring caricature based on his photo
  • Hobbies, stories, people & legendary moments
  • Premium full-colour hardback
Create his book

Peek inside Lulu

Four square pages to give you a flavour of her book.

Create her book
Lulu personalised biography front cover
1. Front Cover
Lulu personality page
2. About Her
Lulu hobbies and passions page
3. Hobbies & Passions
Lulu little truths page
4. The Real Her

Peek inside Maxwell

Four square pages to give you a flavour of his book.

Create his book
Maxwell personalised biography front cover
1. Front Cover
Maxwell personality page
2. About Him
Maxwell hobbies and passions page
3. Hobbies & Passions
Maxwell real him page
4. The Real Him
Made to keep

This is not a novelty book.

A real biography, designed around the person you know: proper stories, bespoke illustrated moments and pages that feel unmistakably theirs.

A real biography, written around them.
Bespoke illustrations throughout.
A hardback they’ll actually keep.
How it works

You supply the life. We turn it into the book.

1

Tell us about them

Names, stories, favourite things, people, places, habits, triumphs and the bits everyone still laughs about.

2

Upload a photo

We use one clear portrait as the visual reference for a consistent illustrated character throughout the book.

3

We create the biography

The stories become chapters and bespoke illustrated scenes — funny, affectionate and completely personal.

4

The hardback arrives

A full-colour personalised gift book, printed as a real hardback and sent directly to you or the lucky victim.

Ready when you are

Everyone has a book in them.
Some people just need someone else to write it.

Tell us about them, upload a portrait and we’ll turn the stories into a beautifully illustrated biography. You’ll see a watermarked proof before you decide to buy the hardback.

Create their biography
32–48full-colour pages
1very surprised recipient
100%personalised
0%boring questionnaire energy
Coming soon

More completely unauthorised lives.

Three wedding editions are waiting in the wings. For now, we’re getting Lulu and Maxwell absolutely perfect.

Coming soon: The Bride's Book

The Bride’s Book

Hen-do chaos, friendships, family, favourite memories and everything that made her her before the big day.

Coming soon
Coming soon: The Groom's Book

The Groom’s Book

Mates, stories, hobbies, questionable decisions and the bits everyone swore they would never mention again.

Coming soon
Coming soon: The Best Man's Book

The Best Man’s Book

The best man’s speech turned into a beautifully illustrated keepsake for the couple.

The speech they’ll hear once. The stories they’ll keep forever.
Coming soon
More stories. More celebrations. More books worth keeping.